Tonight, 2017 ends, along with the pointless lives of so many elderly & homeless, who, just like you, will die scared & alone. Eat arbys — Nihilist Arby’s (@nihilist_arbys) December 31, 2017 Hello, I’m writing from work today, because societal norms insist I come to work to “earn a paycheck.” It’s fucked up. But here […]Read More Death Comes to Us All: an Optimists look at 2018
Call me a grinch, but I think it’s stupid when companies send each other Christmas cards. I work a desk job and have to work with roughly 100 third party companies who sell our products. Nearly every single one has set our company a Christmas card. Either a physical one or through the email. These […]Read More Am I a bad person if I hate it when companies send each other Christmas cards?
Mirror – A species of fish that comes together once a year for mass underwater orgies might be under threat because its mating call is so loud. So noisy is the the Gulf corvina – a Mexican species that lives mainly off the coast of California – that fishers can hear its call above water […]Read More In Maritime News: These Fish are Fucking Themselves in to Extinction
We now know the three words Luke Skywalker first says to Rey in #StarWars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi https://t.co/ICoMBZIQn3 pic.twitter.com/jYzRusoEmz — Radio Times (@RadioTimes) March 9, 2017 https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js “Lock her up!” Luke’s face was red with anger as he screamed again, “Lock her up!” He wasn’t alone in his plea. Dozens, dissatisfied with a […]Read More The first three words Luke Skywalker says in the new Star Wars are out and they are very woke to the Empire
For the full announcement, click here. Lot to unpack here. First off… the Meters and Rage Against the Machine coming in so low is a goddamn travesty. New Orleans music doesn’t get nearly the credit it deserves outside of the Crescent City. But, if you go there, you’ll notice that there is a greatest musician […]Read More The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame fan vote wrap up: some people are idiots, some people aren’t
Fox News – In fact, listening to Christmas music could harm a person’s mental health, clinical psychologist Linda Blair told Sky News. Blair said the continuous playing of Christmas music in the car or at stores reminds people of all the things they need to do before the holiday arrives. “You’re simply spending all of […]Read More I’m thinking about converting to Judaism so I don’t have to hear Christmas music in the office anymore
Ok Go has long been known for their unique music videos. Personally, I’ve always thought they were a little underrated as many people saw the crazy visuals as being a crutch for lackluster songwriting. I DISAGREE! But, I also, digress. The latest submission to their impressive canon of music videos is yet another example of […]Read More Is OK GO purposely trying to kill off the human race?
My guys. You live in New York. Your entire city is a rat pit. It smells like pee. You can be walking to work and have a homeless guy literally drop his pants and shit on your shoe while you wait for the walk sign. I saw a guy pull his dick out on the […]Read More Shocking video emerges of a rat on a New York City Subway
ABC News – A pig landed on a US Airways flight out of Connecticut on Wednesday, but was taken off the plane after it became disruptive, a spokesperson told ABC News. First, you couldn’t bring a bomb on to a plane. Next, they came for our guns. Soon after, you weren’t allowed to rob the […]Read More Why can’t I bring a pig on the plane with me? Is it the constant shitting and squealing?
Exclaim! – When Joe Rogan took the easy route and made fun of Alberta’s legendary stadium rockers, Corgan responded with praise for Chad Kroeger, saying, “He’s an incredible songwriter.” He went on to describe Nickelback as a badass pop group, saying, “I don’t know enough about their world, but I don’t think there’s anything wrong […]Read More Chad Kroeger (of Nickelback fame) is basically Bob Dylan, James Joyce, and Ira Gershwin rolled in to one